* Sept. 15 - Penguin gag

* Feb. 8 - Serengetti Plains gag

* Sept. 9 - Danger!

* ??? - Jiminy Cricket gag

* June 30 - Blind sharks

* Sept. 10 - Plant-eating dinosaurs

* Jan. 17 - Kangaroo Basketball

* Nov. 19  - Flying Squirrel

* Dec. 18 - Giraffe gag

* Feb. 16 - Free Lunch

* Mar. 22 - Veggie Burgers

* Mar. 31 - Bad Bunnies

* April 6 - Lo-Fat Diet

* April 8 - Noah's Ark

* Nov. 11 - Diving Elephant

* Jan. 18 - Poor St. Bernard

* Jan. 14 - Panda as cow, maybe

* Nov. 23 - Thanksgiving break

* July 6 - Thirsty Fish

* July 2 - Magic Tricks

* * * * * July 16-27 Terrible Joke Week

* June 21 - Dog Person, Cat Person

* Jan. 20 - A stuck tongue

* Jun. 28 - Sometimes you feel like a nut...

* Jun. 22 - Plumbing for Kitties

* Feb. 23 - Fancy Migration

* Sept. 16 - Anteater alternatives

* Feb. 1 - Muu Muu

* Feb. 4 - Race Endorsements

* Feb. 8 - Suckers

* Feb. 22 - Lured Away

* April 4 - Wayward Dalmatian

* April 17 - Easter taxes

* April 27 - Musical seals

* Oct. 13 - Wrong Race

* April 20 - Work for Peacocks

* June 9 - At the China Shop

* June 13 - Natural Environment

* June 25 - Memory Tests

* June 30 - Ice Cream with Toppings

* Sept. 2 - Biore Nose Strips

* Sept. 2 - You Dirty Rat

* Sept. 9 - Snake in the Grass

* Sept. 29 - Hibernation Procrastination

* Nov. 2 - Cats and Dogs

* Oct.29 - Got No Nuts

* Oct. 23 - Turkey for three

* Oct. 20 - Baggage Claim

* Feb. 9 - Barely Cavities

* Mar. 14 - Chicken Soup for the Surly Cat

* Mar. 16 - Poor St. Patrick

* Mar. 28 - Daddy Takes a Nap

* April 6 - Thrown Bone

* April 11 - Cold Blooded

* Aug. 1 - Bee Magnet

* Aug. 31 - Laziness

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Cute Animals

Everybody likes animals! They're cute and non-controversial...